Wow. Simply wow.
Here you really get the all-round worry-free package – assuming you absolutely don't need service, accessibility, and certainly no competence. 🎉
The employees are as friendly as an answering machine without a battery and as reliable as an umbrella in a hurricane. So if you like spending hours trying to get someone on the phone (spoiler alert: it doesn't work) or enjoy being fobbed off with meaningless answers – this is exactly what you get.
You can literally feel how much you're valued as a customer here – about as much as a wheel clamp on your car. 💖
Reliable? Yes! Reliable at consistently disappointing expectations.
Trustworthy? Definitely – I've come to trust that nothing will work here.
Competent? If ignoring people were a specialty, they'd have earned their doctorates by now.
And if there were a negative award for "friendly service, accessibility, and reliability" – we'd have a clear winner! 🤡
Available by phone? Yes, but probably only for people from parallel universes.
Competent? Maybe in a game of hide-and-seek.
Trustworthy? Sure – as long as you don't mind being left out in the cold. ☔
My conclusion: If you think service is overrated, love patience training, and enjoy experiencing dark humor in practice, this is the place for you.
Everyone else: save your nerves and click on ahead. 🏃♂️💨