Downtown Austin Meeting Room | The Farm Austin

Great vendors and vibe. Love it

We went looking for a farmers market, we found 3 places selling farm food products. The rest were some craft products, the rest were factory products, salsa, honey, not the home made small batch feeling.

Unsafe, dirty, with ubiquitous homeless vagrants. Vendors/stalls trying their best I guess but don’t offer service in English, feels dystopian, stay away…

Road in on the yellow bike project find, road bike express. Looked around, went to the back, talk to meat man. He informed me my EBT card worked here. In exchange for the cutes form of Monopoly money I've ever seen, With double points. I get there, I make the withdrawal. I get to my first farmer vendor, she melonated kind she helpful she affordable. I get two Armenian cucumbers, that I ignorantly mistake for squash. Ether way, there getting eaten. From same stand, I score the most freshest green onions. I moosy on to the next, she's young, she's beautiful, she's melonated. And I get me sum cherry tomatos. & another cucumber I've never tried before, that she so kindly gifted me. Next was a father daughter duo. & There I got pickles, Thai basil yet another cucumber I've never seen or tried. & a pickling cucumber. Next I find myself buying some beautifully smelling & looking cayenne peeppers & jalapeno. I will cherish these. Next is a wonderful & delicious hummus and pita chip stand. The sample size was as gracious as it flavors, but it just wasn't enough. I had to have the whole tub. The flavors the combinations, you won't find that at your local grocery store. Gorgeous woman. Last but not least I head to the mushroom man, where I sampled the best mushroom jerky I believe ever lived. & Purchased the freshest prettiest pink oyster mushrooms with my last three shilling. & That was my first of this farmers market experience. I've give it 100%